RUSH SLIPS ON OIL SLICK

While 200,000 gallons of oil spew daily from a crippled oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico, forming a huge oil slick that now threatens much of the upper Gulf Coast, from Louisiana to Florida, well-known bleeping nincompoop, Rush Limbaugh, says there's no need to panic, that . . . "the ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and was left out there. It's natural."

In order to back up his ridiculous claim, Limbaugh refered to Alaska's Prince William Sound, which was devastated by an oil spill from the Exxon Valdez 21 years ago. "The place is pristine now," he said, demonstrating his incredible ignorance of the facts.

Contrary to Limbaugh's "pristine" comment, government officials say Prince William Sound is far from it. According to a report from the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Trustee Council released in 2009, "one of the most stunning revelations of Trustee Council-funded monitoring over the last 10 years is that Exxon Valdez oil persists in the environment and in places, is nearly as toxic as it was the first few weeks after the spill."

The Council was put in place by the Alaskan government to oversee restoration of the devastated ecosystem. Their study showed that the oil is decreasing at a rate of 0 to 4 percent a year, and that "at this rate, the remaining oil will take decades and possibly centuries to disappear entirely."

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LIMBAUGH QUICKY
On his radio show, commenting on the NYC car bomber, Limbaugh said, “Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. . . I want to see the Obama sticker on this car. Notice how quickly they got it out of Times Square, before anybody could hop and maybe see the Obama bumper sticker on the damn car.”

According to the Wall Street Journal, Shahzad did not become a U.S. citizen until October 20, 2008, which would make him an unlikely Obama donor. He spent most of time as a citizen overseas.

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*Foopah: The really disgusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's their whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop [from the Urban Dictionary].

*Faux Pas: (pronounced: "fou pa," plural: faux pas "fou paz") is a violation of accepted social norms (for example, standard customs or etiquette rules).[1] Faux pas vary widely from culture to culture, and what is considered good manners in one culture can be considered a faux pas in another. The term comes originally from French, and literally means "false step." [from Wikipedia]

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Blagojevich Bleepin'
Blows It!
The wiretaps portray what prosecutors call bleeping unbelievable corruption: Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich conspiring with right-wing conservatives to bleep up Barack Obama's presidency by purposely allowing himself to be taped saying all sorts of bleep-words, while pretending to bleeping barter Obama's vacant U.S. Senate seat for a bleeping Cabinet post, an ambassadorship or even high-paying jobs for himself and his bleeping wife...

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He Threw His Bleeping Shoes at the Pres

12/14/08: It happened at President Bush’s Baghdad press conference on Sunday. Some bleeping Iraqi journalist named Muntather al-Zaidi decided to offer that country’s ultimate social insult by throwing his bleeping shoes at the US President. Other journalists present were outraged and embarrassed by the incident, one stating, “That al-Zaidi is a poor shot. He had two tries and he missed both times. I’m ashamed for him.”

Bush on the other hand took the incident in stride. “It, it, it’s amusing” he said. “The rest of the press corps was beside themselves. I, I, I, frankly, I didn’t view it as that… I thought it was interesting, I thought it was weird, I thought it was unusual. But, uh, I, I’m not insulted, I don’t hold it against the government…”

Reportedly, Muntather al-Zaidi was protesting Bush’s inability to correctly use the English language, thereby causing him and other reporters to have to bleep out all the President’s verbal fumblings and spend an inordinate amount of valuable time repairing his fractured prose before submitting their stories.

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